Mike
Mike
Gorgeous sexy intelligent charming witty and modestWe met in 1994 when I was running a gay club night. Mike's a Doctor of Sums at Sheffield Hallam University, as well as singing with Gay Abandon, the Yorkshire lgb choir; dancing with Victor Victoria, who run queer balls. Sadly, we split up at the end of May 2008 - hopefully we'll manage to stay friends!
Mum
Margaret Michalowski
My mumMargaret Michalowski was born several hundred years ago (although she only looks about 50!!) and is lovely. She lives in Chesterfield where she's apparently very proud she has an author as a son - even if it's only Doctor Who. She got herself in the local papers when Relative Dementias came out, complete with a picture of her reading it.
Sister
Julie Michalowski
My sisterJulie Michalowski was born only a year and five months after me (although she looks about 500!!). She's very clever and had a high-up job in Calderdale Health, closing down children's kidney wards and stealing candy from babies. She's spent a year or so in Eastern Europe (Poland and Russia) for a year - which strikes me as a very scary thing to do (although she speaks some Polish and Russian, which I don't, which I'm sure helps).
Lulu and Barnsley
The cats
Barnsley's the black and white one and Lulu's the grey one. We do monochrome animals only.Lulu - the grey one - and Barnsley - the black and white one - are, you may be surprised to know, our cats. Lulu's suspicious, aloof and clever (but loves rubbing noses with people once she knows them); and Barnsley's stupid, friendly, and always getting in scraps, and used to have a wonky eye that made him look like Patrick Moore! Now he's lost that (careless boy) so he looks more like pirate without an eyepatch.